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August 6, 2009

Turning myself in…

Filed under: Rants, Politics - Administrator @ 11:00 am

 From the White House blog:

"…rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation [and blogs?].  Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov."

 Seriously?  What are you going to do with those flagged?  Can I flag the White House itself when it makes fishy claims?  I think I’m going to turn myself in to see what happens…in the meantime, I’m exercising my right to disagree with the President.


August 5, 2009

D’oh! More on Health Care.

Filed under: Rants, Politics - Administrator @ 4:24 pm

 A loyal reader of this blog stated today that he/she disagrees with everything I believe about health care reform, then declined the opportunity to back up that statement.  I realized that in my past posts on the issue I have spewed my opinions and neglected to offer referenced support for those opinions.  To you, I offer the opportunity to conduct your own research and will post any coherently composed, researched, and referenced essays that either agree with me or support the need for a government option.  Here goes:

 The major argument in favor of reform focuses on the uninsured, 47 million in this country, according to 2006 census data.  LOOK at the census data.  10 million of the uninsured are non-citizens.  That means there are only 37 million uninsured Americans.  Another 18 million earn over $50,000 a year, and certainly can afford to buy their own insurance.  19 million are in the 18-34 age group, and likely choose not to purchase insurance…I know several people that make this choice, regardless of their ability to pay for insurance.  The census data includes those who are between jobs, a majority of whom are uninsured for less than 4 months.  This leaves 10-15 million Americans that are involuntarily uninsured, about 3% of the population.  Are we really getting bent out of shape for such a small fraction of the population?  I don’t think I’m a cold, heartless person, but really?  Assuming we were trying to cover all 47 million of these people, why does it have to cost over a trillion dollars?  Put $50 million in an interest bearing account, $1 million for each uninsured person.  At a 3% annual return, this gives each person $30,000 a year to spend on a private insurance plan.  There.  Problem solved, at a savings of $950 billion.

 

 Proponents of a public insurance option claim that it will increase competition and drive down the cost of health care.  This is flat out false.  A government option would reduce competition by driving the private sector out of business, not as a result of providing better coverage at a lower cost, but because the government is an unfair competitor in the market.  The government can hide its true costs, creating artificially low premiums.  Furthermore, the implicit guarantee of a bailout that a public option realizes would further lower costs.  Wait, didn’t Obama say this?

"No matter how we reform health care, we will keep this promise to the American people.  If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor, period.  If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan, period.  No one will take it away, no matter what."

 I find that hard to believe, given the Lewin Group estimate that 120 million Americans would be forced to move from private to public insurance.  The Associated Press says "White House officials suggest the president’s rhetoric shouldn’t be taken literally."  If adopted, a government option would very quickly become the only option by driving all other companies out of business.  Think about it:  the government is backed by the U.S. Treasury, is free of any taxes, and can increase the costs of competitors by introducing new legislation.

 What about efficiency and profits?  After all, private insurers are driven by profits and lack the efficiency of the government, right?  (When have the words ‘government’ and ‘efficiency’ ever been synonymous?)  The Congressional Budget Office reported that less than 3% of premiums go toward profit for the insurer.  Albiet small, this profit motive drives efficiency.  Without this incentive for efficiency, a public option will stray in the direction of inefficiency.  A couple examples:  (1) It took Medicare 30 years longer than the private sector to include prescription drug coverage into benefit packages.  30 years!  (2) Bear with me.  Medical errors add a huge amount of expense to the price of health care.  Private insurance started forcing providers to pay for costs resulting from medical errors as early as 1929.  Medicare didn’t begin this practice until 2008, and STILL reimburses providers for the cost of medical errors in some cases.  The U.S. government is thus rewarding providers for committing medical errors.  That’s efficient?  Only 23% of Americans actually believe that costs will go down with a government option.

 A public option will discourage innovation.  Take this example:

"Park Nicollet Health Services, a hospital and clinic system based in St. Louis Park, Minn…started…spending as much as $750,000 annually on more nurses and on sophisticated software to track heart failure patients after they left the hospital.  It reduced readmissions for such patients to only 1 in 25, down from nearly 1 in 6.  But the reduction has been a losing proposition.  Although the effort saved Medicare roughly $5 million a year, Park Nicollet is not paid to provide the follow-up care.  Meanwhile, fewer returning hospital patients mean lower revenue for Park Nicollet.  "We’ve kept it up out of a sense of moral obligation to these patients, but we’re getting killed," said David K. Wessner, chief executive of Park Nicollet.  "We will totally run out of gas.""

 Profit incentive from the private sector drives innovation.  Competition drives innovation.  A government health insurance option will kill the private sector, competition, and innovation, all at a huge price to taxpayers.  If any of you still disagree with me, write a coherent post with links to references explaining why free-market proposals will be more harmful to health care in the U.S. than the current legislation up for debate in congress.  I will post it on this blog for all to see.  Just so you know, I’m not the only one against this:



July 22, 2009

A Look at Canada’s Health Care

Filed under: Rants, Random - Administrator @ 12:35 pm


July 21, 2009

On Healthcare Reform:

Filed under: Rants, Politics - Administrator @ 1:18 pm

 Alright, I can’t hold my tongue any longer on this issue.  Health care consumes over 15% of the country’s GDP, and you want to ram through a bill in the next 2 1/2 weeks that will completely reform it?  What happened to bipartisan efforts?  There are other ways to get this done, and they certainly don’t need to be acted on by August.  Here’s MY idea (and this is by no means original):

 (a) Get rid of employer sponsored coverage.  Workers that receive coverage through their employers are getting government subsidized health care that puts the rest of us at a disadvantage when shopping for health insurance with our taxed dollars.  Drop the benefits and add the money saved onto worker’s (taxed) salaries.  Better yet, the government could offer an income tax refund on money spent on health insurance.  Sound familiar?  This gives everyone the same purchasing power and puts consumers in charge of their insurance.  Once consumers are paying their own premiums they may think twice about visiting the doctor for a cold.  Employers don’t cover homeowner or auto insurance, why should they fund health insurance?

 (b) Promote competition.  This can largely be accomplished by removing restrictions that prohibit us from purchasing insurance across state lines.  Premiums could drop as much as 15% as a result.

 Two ideas that don’t cost any money and would go a long way to reform health care.  ObamaCare, on the other hand, would cost $1-2 trillion in the midst of a recession, and promises to save money?  Obama proposes to fund the new plan in part with $500+ billion in savings from reducing waste in the Medicare system.  If you can find $500 billion in waste in one government run program, why the hell would you start a new, broader one?

 “That is why those who are betting against this happening this year are badly mistaken," Obama said. "We are going to get this done. We will reform health care. It will happen this year. I’m absolutely convinced of that.”

 President Obama, I’m betting against you.

July 17, 2009

On Economic Stimulus:

Filed under: Rants, Politics - Administrator @ 7:02 pm

 The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (AARA) was supposed to turn the economy around and prevent job loss.  As unemployment climbs to nearly 10%, it is evident that the $787 billion plan is not living up to original claims.  The administration is now stating that the AARA was only designed to "stabilize" the economy as opposed to stimulating a full on recovery as the name might suggest.  I’m not going to go on about this, but would instead like to reflect on the last economic stimulus that was passed.

 In May 2008, I received a $600 check from Uncle Sam.  This stimulus plan received much ridicule, even from me.  After all, what is $600 going to do to stimulate the economy?  Despite it’s downfalls, the plan did put money in to people’s pockets.  Back to me.  I spent my stimulus check entirely on my first professional dSLR camera.  A few months later, I helped start a small business that would not have been possible without that purchase, made possible by the stimulus bill.  Today, just over a year after I received my check, the business has 8 clients (and counting) and is spending revenue on website hosting, a photo management site, print and book ordering, business cards, membership dues to a local business group, local and federal taxes, et cetera.  I have purchased a second camera body, lens, and lighting equipment for the sole purpose of improving the quality of the service that the business offers.  Not to mention the fact that we are offering affordable photography services to couples who can spend the money they save on booking us as their wedding photographers elsewhere.  I accept that I am a unique and rare example, but how’s that for stimulating the f’ing economy?

 EDIT:  I just did the math.  Obama’s $787 billion plan comes to $5,703 per U.S. taxpayer.  I could do a lot of stimulating with $5,703 in my pocket.

April 23, 2009

Jam at Registration Roller 2.0

Filed under: Rants - Administrator @ 4:23 pm

 Rant warning.  Stop reading now if you don’t want to hear me bitch.

 The namesake for my blog title is the error message that I get to read daily on our POS printer.  You can read about my woes here.  In keeping with the theme of writing about all things that will delay my graduation date, I will add to the list.

 (1) Put the damn syringe pump back when you are done.  Back does not mean the back of your hood.  More importantly, why the hell do you need a syringe pump to dispense reagent from a 10 mL syringe at 88 mL/hr?  Stand there and push the plunger yourself, because I’m pretty sure that a 6.8 minute addition is approximately equal to the amount of time it took you to find, program, and start the pump in the first place.

 

 (2) How hard is it to order toner?  Does it not make sense to have a new cartridge for the printer on hand should one run out, especially when the toner low light has been flashing for a month?

 (3) Learn how to operate the solvent system.  Last I checked, opening the valve at the bottom when the bulb is under vacuum is probably just going to suck air into the bulb, negating the entire purpose of a solvent system in the first place.

 (4) Do 5 gallons of acetone really weight that much?

 (5) "Let’s put the metal to the pedal and get roaring here."  And by "GET TO WORK!" you mean, take Friday off to go climbing?  Done.

 Whew.  I’m done.  On to another topic…

 Now that I have more than one notebook, they need to be labeled.  I need to think of something clever to write on the spine, given that "Big Book of Lies" and "Headaches" are already taken.  Suggestions?  On that note, I’m excited to have hundreds of pages of virgin white space to litter with frustration, bad chemistry, profanity, and acronyms like "WTF!  N/R?  S.M.!  Argh."

March 24, 2009

New Stool

Filed under: Rants, Chemistry, Random - Administrator @ 9:12 am

 I got a new stool today.  Really it is just my old chair.  The question now is do I (a) keep the stool, (b) find a new bolt, or (3) charge a new chair to my A-card?


October 27, 2008

Pharmaceuticals

Filed under: Rants - Administrator @ 9:47 pm

 I thought I was done injecting my political bias into this blog, but hey, it’s my blog and I’ll write what I want, dammit.  If you object, you can (a) stop reading here, (2) write your own blog expressing your own opinions, or (d) leave a comment. 

 People bitch about the high cost of pharmaceuticals, but fail to realize the vast amount of research that it takes to bring a molecule to market.  It takes teams of researchers years of synthesizing and testing hundreds of compounds before the risk is taken to subject a molecule to costly clinical trials.  Most promising compounds don’t even make it through clinical trials.  When a drug is approved, you bet it is going to cost a lot.  All of the expense incurred in research and development has to be recouped, and other less-profitable research programs have to be funded.  As the quote below points out, it costs far less to produce a drug than it does to develop one, thus the lower cost of generics.

The following quote is from a lengthy report put out by the CATO institute, evaluating the health care plans of McCain and Obama.  Read it here.  I’ve interjected some old macro photos of mine for your viewing pleasure.

 "As with the insurance industry, Obama frequently criticizes the pharmaceutical industry for “dramatically overcharging Americans for what they offer.” Specifically, Obama would have the federal government negotiate directly with drug companies to set prescription prices under Medicare Part D. And, he would allow the reimportation of drugs from Canada.

 Both proposals are defensible in the abstract. Since in the case of Medicare Part D the government is the purchaser, there is no reason that the government shouldn’t be able to negotiate about what it pays just as it does with any other goods and services that it purchases. And consumers should be able to purchase goods at the lowest price they can find, even across borders. In practice, however, both proposals are likely to be implemented in ways that will have serious adverse consequences.

 American research and development provides the innovation that produces most of the modern pharmaceutical breakthroughs that have helped cure diseases, improve the quality of life for millions worldwide, and saved countless lives. In fact, U.S. companies have developed half of all new major medicines patented worldwide over the past 20 years.

 On average, it takes 12 to 15 years and costs as much as $800 million before a company can bring a new drug to market. Those costs must be recouped if innovation is to continue. As a practical matter, however, Americans end up paying for most of the costs of drug R&D while the rest of the world free rides. That is because most of the world imposes various levels of price controls and refuses to pay market prices. Because the actual production of drugs, as opposed to research and development, is relatively cheap, pharmaceutical companies have been able to segment their markets, selling drugs cheaper in other countries while U.S. consumers pay full cost. For example, brand-name drugs can cost as much as two-thirds more in the United States as they do across the border in Canada.

 

 Ideally, if consumers were free to reimport those less expensive drugs from Canada, the pharmaceutical industry would respond by refusing to sell their product in Canada under that country’s price control regime. Canada would be forced to raise prices to market levels, and share some of the research and development costs. Prices would eventually seek an equilibrium: lower in the United States, higher in Canada.

 Taken this way, reimportation would not only be unobjectionable, it would be a step toward freer markets generally. However, Obama appears to lean toward a set of reimportation regulations that would prohibit companies from limiting supplies or raising prices abroad. In the Senate, he voted for the Pharmaceutical Market Access and Safety Act of 2004, sponsored by Sens. Byron Dorgan and Olympia Snowe, which would have allowed reimportation under precisely such a restrictive regime. Pharmaceutical companies would have been prohibited from trying to undercut other countries’ price controls.

 In effect, allowing reimportation under these restrictions would simply create a “parallel market” with drugs being reimported from low-price to high-price markets. Eventually all drugs would go to the low-price markets, where companies can’t recover research and development costs, only to be reimported to high-price markets, effectively importing foreign price controls to our markets. As Senator Dorgan said, “It is my intention to force the pharmaceutical industry to re-price their drugs here in the United States.” The results would be devastating for the future of pharmaceutical development. In exchange for this risk, American consumers would see relatively little gain. Although some patients with very high drug costs would undoubtedly see substantial savings, the Congressional Budget Office found that allowing drug importation would reduce overall health care expenditures for the average American consumer by just one percent.

 

 Similarly, allowing the government to directly negotiate prices under Medicare Part D would likely yield minimal gain in exchange for a great deal of potential pain. Private plans under Part D have already negotiated substantial price reductions. The CBO estimates that, unless Medicare were willing to impose rigid formularies that would deny beneficiaries access to many drugs, allowing the government to directly negotiate prices is unlikely to yield substantial additional savings.

 But even if having the government negotiate with drug companies were somehow successful in reducing prices, any cost savings would come at the expense of pharmaceutical innovation. Benjamin Zycher, senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, estimates that allowing Medicare to negotiate prices could reduce pharmaceutical research and development by as much as $10 billion per year. That would substantially reduce the number of new drugs coming to market."

 …by eliminating jobs that I will be competing for in a few years.  That’s just great.

October 23, 2008

Howard Stern Interviews

Filed under: Rants - Administrator @ 1:07 pm

 I’ve mentioned before about my belief that uneducated voters will ultimately decide the election.  Here is further proof.  While this commentary suggests that people are voting for Obama because he is black, I argue that other uneducated voters may select Obama because he is (a) more charismatic, (b) younger, (3) not republican, (IV) more well spoken, and (e) less likely to die in the next 4 years.  Of course, there are educated voters out there who may actually look at his policies and vote based on issues and democratic party ideals.  None of this really matters, however, because the uneducated outnumber those of us who give a shit.



September 24, 2008

Take the Test!

Filed under: Rants - Administrator @ 4:07 pm

 I really don’t care if you are Republican or Democrat, conservative or liberal.  I’m not going to force my political opinions on you.  However, I hope that you give both candidates a fair shot and make an informed decision based on your own standards and not on bullshit tests like barackobamatest.com.  After taking the test, the site reports your score and the phrase "I hope this will help you make an informed decision on Election Day."  Bullshit.

 

 Questions come from all kinds of issues, the idea being that if you support Obama’s stance a majority of the time you should cast a vote for him.  Sample questions from the test:

"Some say Barack Obama’s plans to implement sweeping environmental regulations will raise the cost of gas, groceries, heating and air conditioning. Do you favor or oppose Obama’s environmental plans?"

"Tell me which of the following top individual tax rates, which combine income and social security, do you think is most fair?

28% under President Reagan
38% under President Clinton
55% under would-be President Obama
60% under President Hoover
70% under Presidents Lyndon Johnson and Jimmy Carter"

"Some say Barack Obama’s plan to raise taxes and increase trade barriers are similar to those created by President Herbert Hoover in the 1930s, which contributed to worsening America’s economy. Do you think Obama’s plans will worsen the economy as well, or do you think they will help the economy?"

"Do you agree or disagree with Barack Obama’s $65 billion plan to institute taxpayer-funded universal health coverage, which would provide health insurance for those currently uninsured, including illegal immigrants."

 

 I’m sure there is a similar test for John McCain.  I haven’t looked.  Are you surprised that the majority of test takers of this Obama test are informed that they don’t agree with Obama and should not vote for him?  I laughed when I first saw the test questions, but then I realized that shit like this will be the determining factor for some voters, like this one:

 " ‘I don’t know what to do. I really don’t want to vote for McCain. You can tell he only cares about rich people. Sarah Palin wears glasses that cost $300. McCain’s wife wears Gucci clothes. Which means they don’t know anything about people like me.’ Into that stew of assumptions, she adds: ‘I hear that Obama’s a Muslim. If he is a Muslim, that would be a problem, because the terrorists already attacked us.’ (taken from Yahoo News)

 I guess I can’t get too worked up about the election when ignorance will ultimately cast the deciding vote.

Tornado?

Filed under: Rants, Random - Administrator @ 3:31 pm

 I received the following two emails yesterday:

 2:31 P.M. - "The [University] Police Department has been notified that a tornado is approaching from the west. Please take cover in a shelter designed to minimize damages. Please be careful."

 3:10 P.M. - "The email message that went out regarding a tornado was a TEST ONLY.  There is NOT a tornado coming through town. We apologize for the miscommunication."

Who sends out a test message without using the word ‘test’ or ‘drill’ in it?  My theory is that campus police wanted to determine the volume of phone calls their system could handle. Maybe the university should invest in tornado sirens. 

 

September 10, 2008

Novel, Gas-phase Recrystallization

Filed under: Rants, Chemistry - Administrator @ 3:35 pm

 I used to laugh at my colleagues who would go out of their way to climb a floor or two up in another wing of the building to avoid using the bathroom at the end of the chemistry wing.  I argued that it was usually reasonably clean and didn’t smell too bad.  The return of the undergrad hordes has changed my opinion, however.  The following theory that I propose is by no means original.  I will however commit fraud and present it as my own, despite the fact that either Aaron or Brandon originally gave me the idea.

 The source of my theory is the men’s room at the end of the hallway.  It has 2 stalls, 2 urinals, 2 sinks, and a shower that I don’t think ever gets used.  It also has no ventilation.  Lately, I’ve been holding my breath upon entering.  It is my theory that the unventilated air is a great solvent for the stench of shit.  Think of it as supersaturated with gaseous shit.  This smells bad enough on it’s own, but as soon as one enters a stall and drops a deuce, that piece of shit drops a seed crystal into the air that causes all previous shits from the week to crash out of solution.  I get excited when this happens in my flask in the hood; it means that pure crystals of my compound are forming and I get out of running a column.  I don’t want to smell your purified shit smell, however, so I now go 2 minutes out of my way to avoid your seed crystals.

Before               /                After

September 3, 2008

Green Skepticism

Filed under: Rants - Administrator @ 10:13 am

 In a recent post, I shared my thoughts about the issue of carbon credits and the green movement.  I just found a Wall Street Journal article by Stephen Moore and am pleased to report that I am not the only skeptic of the green movement.  Sure, he’s very conservative, yada-yada-yada, but he makes some good points.  Highlights of the article are below:

"But now the environmental movement has morphed into the most authoritarian philosophy in America. The most glaring example of course is the multitrillion-dollar cap-and-trade anti-global warming scheme that would mandate an entire restructuring of our industrial economy. This plan, endorsed by both presidential candidates, would empower climate-change cops to regulate the energy usage and carbon emissions of every industry in America. If we do this, the best estimates are that we could reduce global temperatures by 0.1 degrees by 2050 and save on average about one polar bear a year from early death. But no burden is too great when it comes to helping the planet — even if the progress to be made is infinitesimal. To weigh costs and benefits is regarded as sacrilege — the refuge of global warming "deniers.""

"The latest rage among the more radical environmental groups is to encourage the government to monitor and ration every individual’s carbon footprint — how much you eat, drive, fly, heat, air condition, throw away and so on. Why? Because the average American emits twice as much carbon as the average European (which is another way of saying we are more productive than they are). This is all promoted as a form of shared sacrifice. But under this system some people are more equal than others. People with enough money like Al Gore can purchase carbon offset credits to justify chartering a plane rather than having to fly commercial."

"Do-gooders also once wanted to "celebrate diversity," but total conformity seems to be the aim of those in Seattle these days, where the city has started putting green tags on garbage cans of homeowners who don’t recycle. Enthusiasts boast that there is a very positive "Scarlet Letter" effect to subjecting noncompliers to public scorn. So you can almost hear the kitchen conversations: "Jimmy, I don’t want you playing with the Williams boys anymore; their family doesn’t recycle." But wait, aren’t these the same ACLU members who oppose public registries of multiple sex offenders?"

"In reality, household recycling is mostly about absolving the guilt of [those] who just hate themselves for enjoying an affluent 21st-century lifestyle. The aim seems to be less saving nature than building self-esteem."

August 28, 2008

Why Can’t I Afford My Hobbies?

Filed under: Photography, Rants, Outdoor Adventures, Life Outside of Lab - Administrator @ 10:05 am

 It’s official.  My graduate student salary needs a boost.  I just stole Aaron’s pictures from the past month and they served as a painful reminder that I do not have the means to support my hobbies.  Exhibit A: Torrey’s Peak.

 While I was perfectly comfortable making Class III moves up Kelso Ridge to the top of Torrey’s in my trail runners, I also realized that to wear them up a Class IV route would be next to impossible, not to mention dangerous.  Fine, I accepted that and purchased mountaineering boots.  Now to do this in winter, I just need crampons, better gloves, a breathable water- and windproof hardshell, softshell, and pants, and an ice axe (oh wait, I already bought that), at the bare minimum.  Shit.  I haven’t even mentioned the backcountry skis, bindings, skins, and boots that I hope to one day carry up the mountain with me.  On to Class V climbing:

 While climbing the third flatiron, I realized that I have the great fortune of having friends and coworkers who own climbing gear.  In the above picture, I am donning a helmet, harness, ATC, and climbing shoes that I own, but I am also using a rope, slings, locking carabiners, and relying on a trad rack, all of which I one day hope to own.  I suppose I could start soloing routes, but then I’d have to add a life insurance policy to the bill.  OK, I’m not done yet.  Enter bouldering:

 

 Notice the sexy Organic crash pads protecting our falls?  Yeah, three people I climb with own them, but they are all leaving in the next year.  Last weekend I was also saddened by the hole that is forming in the toe of my left climbing shoe.  I taped over it, but they need to be retired in the next two months.  I want to replace them with two pairs, a technical bouldering shoe and a more comfortable shoe suited for longer climbs.

 Sigh.  I’m headed to REI later this week to buy my season ski pass.  On the bright side, I think I’m set in terms of ski season gear.  As my mom would now encourage me to do, I shall get back to work and studying, because I’m not going to have the time or need for any of this if I fail out of grad school and am forced to leave Colorado.  Send money Mom.  And the rest of you.

August 25, 2008

Readership is Down

Filed under: Rants - Administrator @ 11:28 am

 I’m waiting on some pictures (I forgot my camera) from my weekend adventures, but in the meantime I wanted to state that the readership of this blog sucks.  In fact, I’m a little depressed that I have so few friends, and by few I mean one.  For a limited time only, I’m offering a referral bonus for recruiting new readers.  The fine print: (1) no spamming, (2) referees must post a comment to this post stating the name of the person who referred them, and (3) new readers must revisit the site at least twice, with 24 hours separating the visits.

 What do you, oh loyal reader, get in return?  A check in the mail (I need your address) for each new reader that you recruit.  New visitors to Jam at Registration Roller get the satisfaction that comes from reading my nonsense and the joy of pouring through the archives in search of more reading.  Grow little referral tree seed, grow…

July 29, 2008

Should I Feel Guilty for Using My Fume Hood?

Filed under: Rants, Chemistry - Administrator @ 11:27 am

 Penn & Teller ridiculed some of the bullshit behind the "Green Movement" in their latest episode of Bullshit!.  Here’s a quick preview:


 One of the biggest loads of crap that they discussed in the episode was the idea of Carbon Credits.  The idea is that we all inevitably emit CO2 into the atmosphere by driving our cars, eating food, and running the air conditioner.  Shit, my fume hood is on 24/7, consuming the same amount of electricity as a single-family home annually.  Talk about CO2 emissions.  Companies like AtmosClear think that I should feel guilty about this and purchase Carbon Credits from them.


 Using their Emissions Calculator, I emit 19 tons of CO2 a year, under the national average of 25 tons.  If you factor in my fume hood, I estimate an additional 10 tons per year, bringing my total to a whopping 29 tons.  In order to become carbon neutral and clear my guilty conscience, I should purchase $185 worth of carbon credits to offset my emissions.  I estimate that the chemistry building has around 100 fume hoods, and at 10 tons of CO2 per hood, plus the extra 2 tons of CO2 used in the form of dry ice by our lab, the chemistry department owes Earth about $5,000.  Wait a second, AtmosClear is pro big business.  How is it that buying CO2 in bulk is any cheaper?  Buying 100 tons in bulk offers a savings of over $1000!

 Where exactly does your carbon money go?  According to the AtmosClear website, it looks like most of it goes to Des Plaines Landfill, where methane gas given off by trash is trapped and used to power homes.  A great idea.  New Belgium Brewery does that too.  My point: AtmosClear has a great business strategy; prey on global warming fears and guilt consumers into paying money for living.  You don’t have to buy carbon credits for driving your car, or working at a fume hood.  I don’t feel guilty, and until someone can prove that global warming is real and caused by humans, I will continue to not feel guilty.  I drive my car as little as possible, keep my thermostat turned up in the summer, and lower my hood sash at night, not to save the earth, but to save money.  Watch the Bullshit! episode below for Penn & Teller’s opinion.




June 26, 2008

Waste of Time

Filed under: Rants - Administrator @ 10:24 am

 Gripey Post Warning

 It all started yesterday with a "jam at registration roller" printer error.  Things went downhill from there.  I returned to my desk to find that my function keys had stopped, well, functioning.  F12 failed to pull up my dashboard, while fn+F12 still raised my speaker volume. 

 

 At home, a flash drive I had ordered to back up my computer arrived in the mail.  I then wasted 10 minutes telling Time Machine what files I could care less about backing up.  Seriously, who thinks it is a good idea to design a piece of software that makes you select the folders that you DON’T want to back up. 

 I called it quits with Time Machine to go change my oil.  I pulled the plug and filter, let my oil drain for half an hour, put the plug and new filter back on, and poured in the first quart of new oil.  As I started cleaning up, I noticed a metal washer that I had failed to replace on the oil plug.  After cutting the top off an empty quart of oil, I pulled the plug, drained the quart, and put the plug (and washer) back on. 

 This morning, I tried to pay my electric bill over the phone.  They installed a new, ‘better’, automated system that took me 10 minutes to navigate.  It took two painful trys for my payment in the correct amount to go through (the first time they were only going to charge my card $0.69). And now, all I want to do is look at the supporting information for an Org. Lett. paper, and all Safari wants to do crash and play with mac’s stupid spinning pinwheel.

 Finally, to take a screenshot of frozen Safari, I had to google "screenshot mac" to find that you have to press command+control+shift+3 to take a screenshot, all because Steve Jobs won’t taint his pretty keyboard layout with a ‘print screen’ button.  F.

June 5, 2008

3.2 Beer

Filed under: Rants, Random - Administrator @ 10:49 am

 The great state of Kansas.  Home of the Kansas Jayhawks, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and ridiculous alcohol laws.  The very concept of 3.2% alcohol by weight beer baffles me, and in attempt to determine the conversion to % alcohol by volume (ABV), I stumbled upon a surprising history of Kansas alcoholic beverage control laws.  Oh, and 3.2% ABW beer is equivalent to 4.0% ABV.  So if you’re drinking Bud Light, you have lost a whopping 0.2% ABV content.  That’ll show ‘em.

 

 1880: The twisted story begins, as Kansas became the first state to prohibit the sale of "intoxicating liquors."
 1920: 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was passed, prohibiting alcohol sales nation wide.
 1933: 21st Amendment was passed, ending national prohibition.  Kansas remained dry.
 1937: Kansas classified beer with an alcohol content of 3.2% by weight as a cereal malt beverage, excluded it from the definition of "intoxicating liquors."  Consumption of 3.2 beer was legal to all Kansans over the age of 18.
 1948: An amendment narrowly passed that in effect legalized the manufacture, transportation, sale, and possession of intoxicating liquor (this includes beer over 3.2%).  While the legal drinking age of 3.2 beer remained at 18, only those over 21 were allowed to consume liquor or beer over 3.2% ABW.  Kansas also "forever prohibited" the open saloon, meaning no sales by the drink at a bar or restaurant.
 1949: Requirements were set for liquor retailors.  An individual could only get a license if they had been a resident of Kansas for 10 years and had never been "convicted of a felony or crime involving liquor laws, gambling, prostitution, or other crimes against morality."  Individuals could only own one liquor store in the state, effectively prohibiting chain liquor stores.  This law still stands today.

 Since only 3.2 beer could be served in any establishment, many owners encouraged "brown bagging."  Kansans would bring their liquor with them in a brown paper bag, stash it under the table, and spike the mixers they ordered.  In the 1960s, a complex system emerged where customers placed their bottles of liquor in the custody of bartenders in private clubs.  The bartenders could serve patrons drinks from their private bottles.

 

 1965: The Private Club Act was passed, allowing clubs to obtain a license from the ABC for liquor sales.  After paying a membership fee to the club and waiting 10 days after the date of application, club members could legally be served "intoxicating liquors" by the drink.  Customers had to contribute money to the "liquor pool", which the establishment owner would use to buy liquor from a retail liquor store.  When a drink was ordered at the bar, the patron paid for the mixer and the bartender added liquor from the pool that the customer was part owner of.  People didn’t just avoid driving through Kansas because of the scenery in those days.  Imagine a traveler stumbling into this scene…
 1970: The Kansas Supreme Court ruled that chilling beer was no longer illegal.  Holy shit.
 1979: Liquor pools were eliminated in private clubs.  Individuals (who still were required to pay a membership fee and wait 10 days) could finally order a drink in a straight-forward manner at the bar.
 1985: I was born.  The legal drinking age for 3.2 beer was raised to 21.  Happy hours were prohibited.

 The 1985 legislation is still in effect today.  Pressure from the federal government forced Kansas to raise the drinking age for all alcoholic beverages to 21.  Kansas was given the choice to either raise the drinking age or lose all federal money for highway construction.  To make these highways safer, Kansas also banned happy hours, requiring bars to maintain the same price for a drink throughout the entire day.


Not in Kansas

 1986: Kansans, for the first time in 106 years, could finally buy a drink in a bar or restaurant without a membership.  Bar patrons were also allowed to legally possess more than one drink at a time or a pitcher for their own consumption.  Sunday sales of 3.2 beer were legalized at establishments that gross at least 30% of their income from food sales.
 1994: The election day ban on the sale of alcohol was lifted.
 1995: Hotels were allowed to include mini bars in guest rooms.
 2005: The ban of Sunday retail liquor sales is deemed unconstitutional, except on Easter Sunday and Christmas.  The state leaves it to individual cities and counties to regulated Sunday sales.

 To quote the Kansas ABC:

"As we move into our fifty-second year of regulating alcoholic beverages in Kansas, we at ABC look forward to the challenges that lie ahead in the 21st Century."

 

 Today, in the great state of Kansas, one can buy liquor at a retail store between 9 AM and 11 PM on any day except Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, or Easter.  The store cannot be located within 200 feet of a school, church, or college.  Bar patrons can purchase intoxicating liquors any day between 9 AM and 2 AM (depending on the type of liquor license), but will never see any happy hour specials.  Grocery stores still can only sell 3.2 beer.  Oh, and Kansas has yet to ratify the 21st amendment ending prohibition.  I suppose in another 106 years, legislators will realize that 3.2% ABW beer is equivalent to 4.0% ABV beer and not that much different then the real stuff…

 

 Depite the liquor laws, I am still a proud Kansas native.  We’re still cooler than Arkansas…I bet they have more dry counties than Kansas.  Rock Chalk Jayhawk! 

May 29, 2008

Craigslist

Filed under: Rants, Random - Administrator @ 9:36 am

 Used stuff is cheap.  This is why I enjoy shopping on craigslist.  Craigslist.org is a giant, free, online classified section where one can find almost anything, from roommates to road bikes to RVs to TVs to one-night-stands.  Unlike eBay, craigslist shopping is local.  I can call the seller up, make an offer, and pick up the item that evening.  And unlike the newspaper classifieds, I get a picture and a full description, and don’t have to read the key to find out what w/d, BO, pvt, PD, grg, WBFP, NSA, WLTM, and WTD mean.

 Currently, I have my sights on a good, cheap bike with a 60-62 cm frame and Shimano 105 or better components.  Lets see what I can find this morning… 

 A possibility.  I don’t think the components are up to my standards, and the price is a little too high…I’ll keep looking.  What else can I find?  A Nikkor 70-300mm camera lens, for $220.  Too bad I could buy that new from B&H for $135.


 This brings up my next point.  Craigslist does not always have the best deals.  In this case, I’d see what I would pay on eBay for the same lens and send the B&H link to the seller.  If I really wanted the lens, I’d offer $100.

 Finding a good deal on craigslist requires an understanding of the three types of sellers that I propose exist: 

 (1) The seller has a quality item and either no use for it or no room for it.  Type I sellers usually have a spouse urging them to get rid of the item and will take the best offer for the item.  They don’t want to give it away since it is worth money, but they’ll take less than the asking price just to get rid of it.  Yesterday, there were 3 weight machines posted for sale, all for under $50.  These qualify as Type I sales.  I also include people who are moving in the next week in this category.  They decide at the last minute that something is not worth moving.  Always make them a low offer.  Take a look at this desk:


 The seller is asking $500 for the desk, when there are hundreds of desks for sale for far less than that.  It looks nice, but it also looks heavy (and there is no mention of free delivery).  I suspect the seller’s wife hates it (notice the large footprint) and wants it gone before the upcoming move mentioned in the ad.  Offer this seller $250 to take it off his hands.

 (2) The seller is broke and wanting to buy something new, like a plasma HDTV or a Nintendo Wii.  He searches his house for valuables and stumbles across an underused item of value.  The seller posts the item for far more than it is worth (see camera lens above), hoping to rip someone off for quick cash to pay for the Wii.  These sellers usually are reluctant to negotiate.  Stay away from Type II items on craigslist.

 (3) The seller has a worthless possession of sentimental value that should be given away, but is instead listed for sale.  You don’t want their crap.  Check the free listings, as there are some people out there willing to give things away.  Take this loveseat for example:

 It is old (stated 7 years in ad), leaning to one side, stained, and in pictured in their house, meaning it will take a considerable amount of effort on my part to move it to my house.  It is not worth the $50 being asked.  The seller should give this away to the first person willing to haul it away.

 Stick to buying from Type I sellers and you will rarely be disappointed.  This year, I have furnished my house with a nice couch/loveseat/chair/ottoman set, purchased two great oak bookshelves, found a set of end tables that MLE is using, purchased a Timbuk2 messenger bag at a savings of $60, and bought a roof rack with ski and bike attachments for my car that would have cost me over $400 extra new.  Did I mention I also found 3 great roommates on craigslist?  OK, I admit that I have had 4 roommates, but 8 out of 9 finds isn’t bad.  I should have known something was off about that guy…I’ll save my rants about craigslist for another day.

 Good luck shopping for and selling your used shit.  See the Best of Craigslist for some great lunchtime reading. 

May 10, 2008

Examples of Fine Lab Reports

Filed under: Rants, Chemistry - Administrator @ 11:42 pm

 Ah, students and their clever lab reports.  I took pictures while I graded today to document some of their fine work.  The first is an example of ambiguity:

 

 The, "throw in big words that we haven’t used yet in our conclusion in this sentence fragment" report:


 "I don’t want to look up any real safety info so we’ll make some up":

 

 

 "Hey, let’s blame the TA for our shitty yield!":

 

 One of my personal favorites, the concerted reaction mechanism:

 

 This conclusion is a little too concise:

 

 And this one is a little too long (this comment refers back to a statement made 3 pages earlier in the conclusion):

 

 ’A’ for effort doesn’t always apply.  I think "good try" is more appropriate:

 

 The complete NMR interpretation:

 

 The 40 page lab report: 

 

 I am now officially done grading lab reports for the semester.  The above examples are from one set of reports…as you can imagine, I’m glad to be done. 

April 30, 2008

Pet Peeves

Filed under: Rants - Administrator @ 11:23 pm

 First of all, it sounds like my house is about ready to blow away.  I wish my house were made of Rock Chalk limestone (if you haven’t read it, I’ll let you borrow my copy of "The Three Little Jayhawks"). 

 A gmail chat conversation I just had got me thinking about pet peeves.  This post is likely to grow over time (twss).  In no particular order:

 (1) Leaving the microwave door open
 (2) The annoying high pitched noise a muted TV makes
 (3) People who aimlessly pace while talking on the phone
 (4) Pistachios that can’t be cracked by hand
 (5) Stopping behind the line on a left turn yield light
 (6) Stopping the microwave before time has expired (and then not clearing the remaining 2 seconds)
 (7) Cars in the passing lane that are going 1 mph faster than the car they’re passing
 (8) Stepping in gum
 (9) Email forwards
 (10) The word ‘actually’
 (11) Improper use of PowerPoint (this could/may be a whole separate post)
 (12) Synchronized clapping
 (13) Crooked window blinds
 (14) Bad sound reinforcement in any setting with amplified sound
 (15) People who swear by macintosh and think pc’s are the devil (and vice versa)
 (16) Continuous use of a laser pointer in a presentation (I’m like a cat…I will follow it wherever you point it)
 (17) Writer’s strikes
 (18) Fingerprints on my monitor
 (19) Small talk
 (20) Grading wordy lab reports (can you tell I’ve been grading all night?)

 Twenty sounds like a good number for now.  Comment if I’m missing any major pet peeve’s of yours. 

April 26, 2008

Backing up Important Data

Filed under: Rants, Random - Administrator @ 11:46 pm

I’ve decided the general theme for my site is going to be "Things that delay my graduation date".  In my seminal post I explained the title of the blog and expressed my frustration with printer jams, which waste at least 2 minutes per day of my time.  Two weekends ago, I experienced my first hard drive crash on my laptop.  It was a great reminder of why we back things up in multiple places.  The timing of the crash was not the best, occurring four days before my presentation on the total synthesis of lycopodine.  A month’s worth of ChemDraw structures were saved on the drive, along with the grades for all of my students (I’m not completely stupid…I had hard copies of both, just not digital backups).  Miraculously, I was able to recover all of my data, as detailed below:

Per a suggestion given to me by the Lenovo tech support agent, I purchased an external 2.5" SATA hard drive and gutted it.  I removed the crashed hard drive from my computer, plugged it into the guts of the external drive enclosure, and plugged it into the USB port on my desktop. 

 Sick Harddrive

 After several hours of coercing (during which I convinced myself I would present my lycopodine presentation on transparencies rather than redraw 6 total syntheses worth of structures), the desktop finally recognized the drive as unpartioned free space.  I quickly acquired software from Power Data Recovery, scanned the drive, and three hours later recovered all of my lost data.  Later in the week I received a new drive from Lenovo, scrubbed the ‘borrowed’ drive according to DOD standards, and promptly returned the reassembled portable drive to an unnamed retailer.  My laptop is once again speedy, the new drive is still squeaky clean with loads of free space yet to be filled, and my separations presentation for Monday is backed up.  In two locations.

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