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June 29, 2008

Are you Kidding Me?

Filed under: Photography, Outdoor Adventures, Life Outside of Lab - Administrator @ 5:59 pm

 Ryan and I had a brilliant plan to hike the entire Rawah Trail over a weekend.  We left Friday night and hoped to hike 6 miles to camp below Twin Crater Lakes.  The skull and backbones foreshadowed the trek to come.

 

 My new headlamp was awesome and made Ryan’s look like a candle in comparison.  We made it to the Rawah Trail and started to see snow.  Our "hey look, snow!" comments soon turned into "shit, where are we going to camp tonight" as the snow deepened and the trail became harder to navigate.  Our hopes of reaching the lakes were soon dashed.  We found a dry spot among the snow and marsh and called it a night. 

 The next morning, we continued along the ‘trail.’  The duo that passed our camp turned back due to the snow.  We soon lost any sign of the trail and did some route finding to reach Grassy Pass.  Our route included several bogs, lots of snow, and one deep river crossing.


  There were lots of animal tracks in the snow, but the bear tracks followed by a long trail of blood were the most ominous.

 After the river crossing, we continued toward Grassy Pass, still trail-less.  We passed the guy who had a 45 minute head start on us on the way up.  I hope he made it…we never saw him again.  A few minutes later, we stumbled upon a fragment of the trail, completely flooded by the melting snow.  A couloir of sorts loomed ahead of us that we soon had to ascend.

 After the mini couloir, the snow disappeared and we climbed to the "summit" of Grassy Pass, a saddle point between two peaks.  Numerous jokes were cracked; "Hey, we made it over the lowest possible point between to maxima," and "the derivative equals zero here!"

 

 The view at the top was awesome, but our hopes of an easy descent were crushed at the sight of more snow blocking our path.  We headed to Rawah Lake #3, stopping for lunch in a sunny dry patch along the way.

 

 The snow slowed our progress.  In places, we were able to walk across the surface of the snow, but then in others we would fall through knee deep.  At one point, I fell through a snow bridge over a small creek and lost my shoe in the muck.  We reached a steep section of snow and slid down on our butts.  It would have been really fun, had the snow not filled my shorts on the way down. 

 

 We had no idea where the trail was, but headed in the direction of Rawah Lake #2.  There were 4 lakes in probably a square mile, but we managed to miss every one of them.  Good thing we weren’t playing darts.

 

 Things started looking really bad when we reached a steep bank leading to the roaring river below.  A giant branched covered log spanned the width of the river, which I made it across without incident.  Ryan, however, fell after two steps, caught himself by his feet and one hand, and hung from the log with the water rushing just below him.  I watched helplessly from the other side as he pulled himself up and crawled across the remainder of the treacherous log.  This picture doesn’t do the situation justice.

 

 We tracked through more snow, bogs, and marsh before finally picking up the trail again.

 After passing Rawah Bog, we filled up on water and waved goodbye to the last of the snow.  The real trail wasn’t much better than our bushwacking, as the forest service hadn’t done any maintenance on it yet this season.  Fallen trees blocked our path every 100 feet that we either had to crawl over or hike around.

 We found a campsite near Halfway Creek around 5:30, started a fire, and put up the tent.


 6:30 came too quickly the next morning.  We lit a fire, cooked apple crisp for breakfast, and headed down the final 4.4 miles to the trailhead after a quick stop for water.

 We caught a glimpse of the road below us and thought the worst was over when we saw this covering the trail 0.2 miles from the trailhead.

 We crossed the finish line, then realized we still had to hike 4.7 miles of boring road to get back to the car.  Several cars passed us along the road before one guy stopped and picked up Ryan after 3 miles of walking.  Ryan brought the car back, picked me up, and we drove home.  The Poudre River Burger at the restaurant in Rustic was amazing.

 I know it sounds like the trip must have been terrible, but we honestly had a fun time.  21 miles, 40 hours, and 2 nights.  We made it.

June 26, 2008

Waste of Time

Filed under: Rants - Administrator @ 10:24 am

 Gripey Post Warning

 It all started yesterday with a "jam at registration roller" printer error.  Things went downhill from there.  I returned to my desk to find that my function keys had stopped, well, functioning.  F12 failed to pull up my dashboard, while fn+F12 still raised my speaker volume. 

 

 At home, a flash drive I had ordered to back up my computer arrived in the mail.  I then wasted 10 minutes telling Time Machine what files I could care less about backing up.  Seriously, who thinks it is a good idea to design a piece of software that makes you select the folders that you DON’T want to back up. 

 I called it quits with Time Machine to go change my oil.  I pulled the plug and filter, let my oil drain for half an hour, put the plug and new filter back on, and poured in the first quart of new oil.  As I started cleaning up, I noticed a metal washer that I had failed to replace on the oil plug.  After cutting the top off an empty quart of oil, I pulled the plug, drained the quart, and put the plug (and washer) back on. 

 This morning, I tried to pay my electric bill over the phone.  They installed a new, ‘better’, automated system that took me 10 minutes to navigate.  It took two painful trys for my payment in the correct amount to go through (the first time they were only going to charge my card $0.69). And now, all I want to do is look at the supporting information for an Org. Lett. paper, and all Safari wants to do crash and play with mac’s stupid spinning pinwheel.

 Finally, to take a screenshot of frozen Safari, I had to google "screenshot mac" to find that you have to press command+control+shift+3 to take a screenshot, all because Steve Jobs won’t taint his pretty keyboard layout with a ‘print screen’ button.  F.

June 23, 2008

Great Sand Dunes Nat’l Park

Filed under: Photography, Outdoor Adventures, Life Outside of Lab - Administrator @ 12:58 pm

 The plan was to leave town at 5:30 on Saturday morning.  It ended up being closer to 6, but after some effort and creative packing, we managed to load camera gear, food, and gear for 7 people into 2 sedans.  This is particularly impressive considering a smaller group of six filled 2 SUV’s two weekends ago for RMNP.  After the 4.5 hour drive, we found a good campsite after some speculation that we would be sleeping among the fire ants, then headed to the dunes.

 Before I continue with the trip report, I feel like venting a bit about my camera sensor.  I spent my first week with the camera making nerve-wracking attempts at blowing a small hair off of the corner of the sensor.  I thought things were great after I finally got rid of the hair, but I noticed a giant dust spot in every picture that I took last weekend (enlarged and darkened for your viewing ease):

 I’ll have to fight with that later…I have to be in the right mood to look at my sensor.  Anyway, back at the dunes, I decided to keep my flip-flops on for the hike up the dunes, as I didn’t want to mess with dumping sand out of my shoes. 

 I was fine for the first half of the hike, but as the sun heated up the sand, it soon became unbearable to take more than 5 steps up or down a steep grade.  With every step, my foot would sink into the hot sand a few inches.  It’s one thing to step on a hot driveway in the summer; the grass is only a few feet away.  At the dunes, however, there was absolutely nowhere to go, except to sit on my ass with my feet in the air.  My credit card has bits of sand stuck between the numbers as a result. 

 

 OK, I’ve established that it was hot and my sensor was plagued with a giant piece of dust.  The lighting also sucked for pictures.  Those three things aside, it was a lot of fun.  Jumping down sand dunes was a trip, and I think those around me were mildly amused by my burning feet misfortunes.

  We went back to the campsite, I showered and cleaned out my wallet, and Mike decided to take a shit in the bushes next to the road. 

 

 We made the short drive back to the road to photograph sunset over the dunes, and later returned to see the stars.  It was really windy, so we didn’t last long.


 

 The next morning, we headed home through Buena Vista and Leadville to avoid I-25.  Mental notes for self: (1) the route home was much better, but avoid I-70 and I-25 between 3:30 and 6:00; (2) wear shoes on the dunes next time; (3) avoid the dunes in July and August, maybe February would be good?; (4) set an alarm for sunrise; (5) Jeff, don’t use your polarizer when taking panoramic shots that you intend to stitch together.

 Great Sand Dune Nat’l Park was amazing.  It is really a unique experience to view towering (the largest in North America) sand dunes set at the foot of towering 14,000 foot peaks.  I highly recommend taking a trip if you’re ever in the neighborhood.

June 20, 2008

River Festival

Filed under: Music, Life Outside of Lab - Administrator @ 1:08 am

 Driving home to KS, I decided that (a) Western KS is far better than Eastern CO, (b) I miss being able to watch storms move in from 100 miles away, and (c) I really should stop on the first ring from nature’s call.  I pieced my stage together on Day 1 in record time.  That night, a storm hit that knocked out the power for an hour, blew down the tent over my stage, and added some new hail dents to my car.

 

 I guess the wind can’t read the signs reading "Keep Aisle Open."  The tent company showed up late the next day, put up a new tent for us, and we were finally able to set up the sound gear as dusk settled in.  I called it a night at midnight and was at the park at 8 the next morning to kick off the 2008 River Festival.  My stage featured all kinds of music, from polka to zydeco to classical/hip-hop to acapella to jazz.  Two Grammy nominees performed throughout the weekend, leading me to wonder if I could get nominated for a Grammy if I produced an album in a new genre that I have yet to invent.  Progressive Improvised Chemistry Funk?  I could sequence my vacuum pump…it’s making some pretty awesome sounds right now.

 

 From left to right above: Angela Hagenbach (jazz/blues), Black Violin (classical/hip-hop), and Manzanares.  Hands down, my vote for best festival performance went to EntrainManzanares also really impressed me.  I’m pretty sure they just finished working on the Sin City 2 soundtrack.  I also got to hear Mofro on Saturday night.


 That was my sweet ride for the weekend.  It had 9" steel rims, an obscenely loud horn, vinyl bench seats, custom paint job, and a foldaway back seat.  It also went fast enough to make passing ladies yell at my crew for speeding.

 I had a great weekend off; Stage II ran smoothly (thanks to the sound guys and my crew), the weather was mostly awesome, and I got to see my parents for the first time since Christmas.  I saw a few of my high school classmates, but it seems most of them are off doing grown-up people things.  I need to go to sleep…my little 5 hour evening nap has me wide awake now.

 

June 19, 2008

Horsetooth Rock

Filed under: Photography, Outdoor Adventures, Life Outside of Lab - Administrator @ 3:41 pm

 A River Festival post is coming soon…I just need to get all my pictures synced up to my laptop.  Anyway, I finally found a respectable backpacking tripod yesterday at JAX.  It is lightweight, compact, and is able to support my 3+ pound camera.  I came up with the brilliant, "novel" idea of hiking to Horsetooth Rock to see the moonrise over Ft. Collins.  Apparently, my ideas aren’t so novel.  These people thought it was a good idea too.  So did the 6 other groups we met later in the night.

 We had Avo with us, who did an awesome job hiking and not sniffing too much stuff on the side of the trail.  I think he traveled several more miles than the rest of us.  He was thirsty.  And sleepy.


 We climbed to the top of the "teeth" and waited for the moon to rise.  Unfortunately, the cloud cover was too thick, so I entertained myself by taking pictures of the new Fat Tire cans.  Ft. Collins is lit up in the background.

 

 My guide book claims the hike is 3.5 miles one way, although I found a website that states 2.5 miles.  In any case, the trail was very well maintained and climbed steadily to Horsetooth Rock.  The trip took 5 hours (including driving time), and we spent nearly 2 hours on top of Horsetooth Rock.


 My tripod out-performed all of my expectations, and Mike failed to attract any females with his new "Indy" hat.

 It was a fun trip.  I want to go back soon…with a head lamp.

June 11, 2008

I Used to be Flippin’ Adorable

Filed under: Random - Administrator @ 4:00 pm

 The years have not been good to me.  Not sure what happened, but as proof that I was once adorable, I have taken pictures of the photos in my album.  Excuse the poor quality…they were quick pictures of pictures taken through matte sheet protectors.


 As you can tell, I’ve always like to climb things.  At 9 months, I scaled the piano bench.  I moved on to the bookshelf later in life.  My days as dare-devil began when I slid down the stairs in a clothes basket for the first time.  Colorado was fun because it had big rocks.


 School picture days were always fun.  Did anyone else get excited about the free comb that you got for being good?  From left to right, preschool, kindergarten, and 4th grade (no glasses, huge plastic glasses, bowl cut).


 I had to throw this last one on here when I found it.  My dad knew that it was fashionable for guys to wear pink 10 years before everyone else caught on.

 

June 9, 2008

Do Not Approach the Wildlife

Filed under: Photography, Outdoor Adventures, Life Outside of Lab - Administrator @ 9:21 am

 Saturday marked the end of cumes until September, so I went camping in RMNP to celebrate.  We set up the tents after arriving late in the afternoon and headed to Moraine Park in search of adventure.  We hiked a short distance up the Cub Lake trail and found a yellow-bellied marmot and a chipmunk.


 After waiting for the elusive marmot to emerge from his rocky hiding place, we decided to get back to the campsite to start cooking dinner.  On our way back, Sarah spotted an elk and 2 fawns a short distance from the road. 

 Finally, we made it back to the campsite, cooked food, and sat around the fire roasting smores.  Some in the group had problems keeping their smores out of the fire.

 

 After sunset, Mike, Jeff, and I drove up Trail Ridge Road to photograph the stars.  Our hopes were dashed when it started raining, then snowing.  Jeff swore we could drive above the clouds to get a clear view of the sky.  That never happened.  We had to turn around before reaching the summit due to poor visibility, not, however, before filling the bin on top of Jeff’s car with snow.  On the way down, we saw a porcupine.  The poor guy looked cold. 

 

 The next morning we packed up and drove up Trail Ridge Road, which was closed due to high wind and snow drifting.  We drove south to Wild Basin and started the hike to Calypso Cascades.  A woman on the trail informed us that we just had to keep our eyes open for the "rare" Lady’s Slipper Orchid (aka the Calypso Orchid).  According to her, they are hard to spot and are only in full bloom for 1-2 weeks out of the year.  Lucky us.

 After numerous stops for orchid sightings, the whole group made it to Calypso Cascades.

 

 A quick hike back, loop through the park, dinner stop, and hour drive later, we arrived home.

June 6, 2008

Start the 2 Year Countdown…

Filed under: Random - Administrator @ 10:14 am

 I started growing a pineapple yesterday.  In just about 2 years, I will be eating my very own home-grown pineapple.  Here’s a shot of the proud mother:

 

June 5, 2008

3.2 Beer

Filed under: Rants, Random - Administrator @ 10:49 am

 The great state of Kansas.  Home of the Kansas Jayhawks, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and ridiculous alcohol laws.  The very concept of 3.2% alcohol by weight beer baffles me, and in attempt to determine the conversion to % alcohol by volume (ABV), I stumbled upon a surprising history of Kansas alcoholic beverage control laws.  Oh, and 3.2% ABW beer is equivalent to 4.0% ABV.  So if you’re drinking Bud Light, you have lost a whopping 0.2% ABV content.  That’ll show ‘em.

 

 1880: The twisted story begins, as Kansas became the first state to prohibit the sale of "intoxicating liquors."
 1920: 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was passed, prohibiting alcohol sales nation wide.
 1933: 21st Amendment was passed, ending national prohibition.  Kansas remained dry.
 1937: Kansas classified beer with an alcohol content of 3.2% by weight as a cereal malt beverage, excluded it from the definition of "intoxicating liquors."  Consumption of 3.2 beer was legal to all Kansans over the age of 18.
 1948: An amendment narrowly passed that in effect legalized the manufacture, transportation, sale, and possession of intoxicating liquor (this includes beer over 3.2%).  While the legal drinking age of 3.2 beer remained at 18, only those over 21 were allowed to consume liquor or beer over 3.2% ABW.  Kansas also "forever prohibited" the open saloon, meaning no sales by the drink at a bar or restaurant.
 1949: Requirements were set for liquor retailors.  An individual could only get a license if they had been a resident of Kansas for 10 years and had never been "convicted of a felony or crime involving liquor laws, gambling, prostitution, or other crimes against morality."  Individuals could only own one liquor store in the state, effectively prohibiting chain liquor stores.  This law still stands today.

 Since only 3.2 beer could be served in any establishment, many owners encouraged "brown bagging."  Kansans would bring their liquor with them in a brown paper bag, stash it under the table, and spike the mixers they ordered.  In the 1960s, a complex system emerged where customers placed their bottles of liquor in the custody of bartenders in private clubs.  The bartenders could serve patrons drinks from their private bottles.

 

 1965: The Private Club Act was passed, allowing clubs to obtain a license from the ABC for liquor sales.  After paying a membership fee to the club and waiting 10 days after the date of application, club members could legally be served "intoxicating liquors" by the drink.  Customers had to contribute money to the "liquor pool", which the establishment owner would use to buy liquor from a retail liquor store.  When a drink was ordered at the bar, the patron paid for the mixer and the bartender added liquor from the pool that the customer was part owner of.  People didn’t just avoid driving through Kansas because of the scenery in those days.  Imagine a traveler stumbling into this scene…
 1970: The Kansas Supreme Court ruled that chilling beer was no longer illegal.  Holy shit.
 1979: Liquor pools were eliminated in private clubs.  Individuals (who still were required to pay a membership fee and wait 10 days) could finally order a drink in a straight-forward manner at the bar.
 1985: I was born.  The legal drinking age for 3.2 beer was raised to 21.  Happy hours were prohibited.

 The 1985 legislation is still in effect today.  Pressure from the federal government forced Kansas to raise the drinking age for all alcoholic beverages to 21.  Kansas was given the choice to either raise the drinking age or lose all federal money for highway construction.  To make these highways safer, Kansas also banned happy hours, requiring bars to maintain the same price for a drink throughout the entire day.


Not in Kansas

 1986: Kansans, for the first time in 106 years, could finally buy a drink in a bar or restaurant without a membership.  Bar patrons were also allowed to legally possess more than one drink at a time or a pitcher for their own consumption.  Sunday sales of 3.2 beer were legalized at establishments that gross at least 30% of their income from food sales.
 1994: The election day ban on the sale of alcohol was lifted.
 1995: Hotels were allowed to include mini bars in guest rooms.
 2005: The ban of Sunday retail liquor sales is deemed unconstitutional, except on Easter Sunday and Christmas.  The state leaves it to individual cities and counties to regulated Sunday sales.

 To quote the Kansas ABC:

"As we move into our fifty-second year of regulating alcoholic beverages in Kansas, we at ABC look forward to the challenges that lie ahead in the 21st Century."

 

 Today, in the great state of Kansas, one can buy liquor at a retail store between 9 AM and 11 PM on any day except Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, or Easter.  The store cannot be located within 200 feet of a school, church, or college.  Bar patrons can purchase intoxicating liquors any day between 9 AM and 2 AM (depending on the type of liquor license), but will never see any happy hour specials.  Grocery stores still can only sell 3.2 beer.  Oh, and Kansas has yet to ratify the 21st amendment ending prohibition.  I suppose in another 106 years, legislators will realize that 3.2% ABW beer is equivalent to 4.0% ABV beer and not that much different then the real stuff…

 

 Depite the liquor laws, I am still a proud Kansas native.  We’re still cooler than Arkansas…I bet they have more dry counties than Kansas.  Rock Chalk Jayhawk! 

June 1, 2008

Chipmunks and Moose

Filed under: Photography, Outdoor Adventures, Life Outside of Lab - Administrator @ 2:38 pm

 Jeff’s friend Laura was in town this weekend, and I was invited to join them on a drive through Rocky Mountain National Park.  Even though the drive is only an hour, this trip was only my fourth to the park in over a year.  I think I have something against the crowds, which is why I generally prefer the Poudre Canyon.  We left in the morning, Jeff brought me doughnuts, and miss grumpy pants failed to put a damper on the trip.


 I think the brief naps, sugar, and the awesome weather helped things out.  Laura has an authentic Arkansas accent, and I think she got tired of me making her count to ten and repeat herself so I could hear her pronunciation of "ten", "do what", and "scared".


 We started around Bear Lake, which still had heaps of snow that we all at some point had issues with.  I found a friendly chipmunk that wasn’t bothered by my presence.  He looks ready to attack in the third picture, but I assure you that he was only yawning.

 

That afternoon, we spotted a couple moose.

 I saw a barn that I wanted to photograph and headed back to the car after cussing myself for leaving my wide-angle lens behind.  Jeff and I grabbed our gear from the car and were heading back when Jeff hissed "Don’t move."  He repeated himself a couple times as I began to look around for snakes, then clarified that there were two moose headed our way about 50 ft ahead of us.  It was Jeff’s turn to cuss, as he had left his telephoto lens in the car after swapping lenses.  I chuckled as I pulled mine out of my hip bag and proceeded to photograph our two new friends.  The light wasn’t great, so photographically, Jeff didn’t miss out on much.  I think we were both content to just watch such huge animals munch on grass as they strolled through the woods.  They could have cared less about us.



 We ditched the moose for the barn.  We need to go back in the morning when the light is softer and later in the summer when the grass is greener.



 We headed to Estes Park for lunch/dinner, walked around the town for an hour, had caramel apples, and headed home. 

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